Today was complete shit until
I think I finally got pinged as queer by strangers! I was checking out these two girls (in a cashier way, you pervs) and either they were the two friendliest lesbians on the planet or OMG SOMEBODY SEES ME

(via uteruses-before-duderuses.)
“I’m a woman that hates feminists.”
If you hate feminism and want to say something about it, raise your hand and place it over your mouth.
(Source: kitty-to-karen, via trashysnacks)
Oh wow, that Princess Di comment didn’t hold true, did it?
TURQUOISE DIAMOND TIGHTS
GIVE THEM TO ME NOW
NAAAH NAAH NAH NAH NAH
This is the weirdest car-buying process ever.
CAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHS



